fuck you filter

a mental filter that activates when someone is spewing out utter bullshit, causing you to zone out and not pay attention.

"dude, did you hear him say all that shit about you and your friends?"

"Nah, i had my fuck you filter on"

OR

dad "were you listening to me?"
child "Nah, my fuck you filter was on. can you repeat yourself?"

by noxxema May 3, 2010

empty headed fuck

A person of poor character, work ethic, and limited intellect. Popular in the Niagara Region of the province of Ontario, Canada beginning in the late 1990s. The term may well have migrated from Alberta.

You empty headed fuck! Pick up that pile of debris before you trip over it yet again!

jerk jackass miscreant dullard oaf

by Curmudgeon2014 March 4, 2014

Rich fuck-up

Rich fucks that can fuck up and be perfectly fine in life because they have the money to be fuck ups

Those rich fuck-ups don't give a fuck about they 20 children they had.

by Sheldon6 December 7, 2014

premature fuck buddy

Friends that are so close that they can have a sexual relationship and still hangout afterwards. This is about as close a guy and a girl can be without a relationship. The term itself is actually the complete opposite of the meaning. They know that sex represents more than what they have and that they will never have it. They know that they can do anything but that, aside from an all around ;). The two friends love each other and would do anything to make each other happy, hence the name pre-mature fuck buddy.

I love my premature fuck buddy
No we don't have a thing, we are just premature fuck buddy.

by 2serenetohandle January 1, 2015

Flying Farting Fuck

The act of giving a fuck, which proceeds to fart so hard it flies around forever on the power of it's own farts.

Alex do I look like I give a flying farting fuck?

by Saber8932 January 2, 2015

fuck your chicken

To hijack a partly-completed task from someone else, either directly or via unsolicited advice. Originated in whitewater raft guide culture, and is used most frequently for kitchen tasks.

I didn't mean to fuck your chicken, but you left these tomatoes sitting halfway sliced and I wanted to finish making the sandwiches.

Can I help you do that? I'm an expert at making alphabet-shaped pancakes.
No, I got it. Quit trying to fuck my chicken.

by bowling_pomeranian November 18, 2013

turd fucking myself

To push a turd out and suck it back in repeatedly.

I was in the bathroom for an hour turd fucking myself

by The original big jim November 20, 2013