Shit

is the bidirectional of amy.

Can you not make cake with the main ingredient made out of amy?
Well I mean everyone likes it for sight seeing purposes so... and it makes us a lot of money so...
oh shit, errr, oh amy.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 27, 2023

chicken shit

Throwing eggs at somebody and getting chicken shit all over everything.

What's more chicken shit than egging a car or even a person?

by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021

shit-well

It is used when a person online or in-person says something stupid and/or idiotic and creates a chain of people hating on the original commenter for their terrible comment. Most of the times the original commenter deletes their comment due to the hate. (Shit-well refers to a 'water-well' (the comments) getting infested with shit comments.

YouTube video: "Tips and Tricks on how to Speed up Game Performance"
Commenter: "You said this would help me?!?! My intel i2 still doesn't work at GTA V!!!"
Replies to commenter: "Geez, maybe upgrade you're CPU?"

"Do you even have a GPU?!?!"

"Did this person graduate high school?"

"Thanks 'commenter' for creating a shit-well...

by Metalikz June 30, 2021

Bill Shitting

When somebody lies outright about settling a debt or bill that they have not even attempting to do so.

Dude, are you Bill Shitting me. Pay the fucking invoice!

by Gandgty January 12, 2022

Post-Shit

A category that references what is left after a shitpost. Mening a text that is influenced by and has all the trappings of a shitpost: camp, kitsch, blown out aesthetics and clearly delirious plot or premises, but that takes out all of the levity associated with it, instead, we are meant to take it seriously and even dourly, instead of laughing along with it. Authorial intent bears some relevance to the proper application of this category, meaning that it is necessary for the author of the work to have imbued the text with these qualities, rather than their presence being unintentional (e.g. The Room)

Some precursors of the genre might be, as works bearing very little verisimilitude and over the top aesthetically, which present themselves as earnest works:
- Collapse, by nick land
- Unknown death 2002, by yung lean

"Have you heard Brat, by Charli XCX? I saw the cover art and thought it was a shitpost, but then all of the songs, even though they bear a lot of resemblance with the aesthetics of rave culture shitpost memes, are really earsnest, come even deep and moving."
"yeah man, thats because it's not a shit post, it's post-shit"

by ddcorreia June 5, 2025

Shit

What everyone calls Crystal Meth on the streets, at least in Oregon. If someone asks if you’ve got any shit, they’re not being vague, they’re asking if you have methamphetamine.

Skinny stranger: hey ladies you got any shit?
Naive friend: yeah we’ve got lots of shit haha what are you looking for?
Skinny stranger: like a ball.
Naive friend: you’re looking for a ball? Idk try Target it’s been a while since I’ve had one of those!
Me: omg he means clear. No we’re fresh out sorry dude.
Naive friend: clear? I’m lost.
Me: yeah keep it that way.

by SpunfunwithDiana March 6, 2025

trick shit

A trick shit is a shit dumped on a table (or other suitable location), which seems unlikely or impossible or requires significant skill. Like trick shots in billiards but with poop.

We were without a billiards table for the weekend so we entertained ourselves by taking trick shit dumps off the local fire tower and trying to hit targets below.

by HamboneFakenamington11 January 14, 2024