I GOT TO GO PEE

UR FAT

I GOT TO GO PEE BECAUSE U ATE THE CAKE

by sdfdssfdsfdsfd July 3, 2021

to I Pod

The verb in which someone is enjoying the tunes emitted from an I Pod device. Or, in the case of retarded teachers, like at Catholic High Schools, any MP3 device at all. Used in some sort of Hick like way. Must be said with a Hick accent...if you wish.

Andrew was I Poding while recieving a hand job.

Ms. McShroom: I like to I Pod while riding Fr. Sanford, I mean...my horse.

by Billybobyokelman January 11, 2008

if i were gay

if you say this, you are, in fact, gay

ella- if i were gay, i would totally date her, she’s so hot and i love her personality, she’s just so awesome
me- ella, you’re gay

by helloworld:)) October 1, 2023

i moon you

I moon you is a short way to say: I love you to the moon and back
Symbolizing: 「○」( in addition, 「○」also means I capture your vision )
- definition by ankyu안규

Thanks.

Darling, I moon you~

by N안규 April 29, 2018

I

Sad I sometimes get…
I even start to fret.
But my love for you…
I will always do…
No matter if I may be blue…

Nothing…
Will change …
My love 4u!!!!
I truly love you!!!

Never quit…
Will this love…
4u!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 November 24, 2024

No I don't

I don't want a relationship. I'm not blaming all of my problems on women. I'm pretty sure I am pretty explicit about is causing the. Women likely don't like the things I've said and are using being raped by men who are not me (because I haven't raped anyone) as a pretext to prevent me from getting justice for my thing. But that's only until people start doing to them what they are doing to me and then apparently they have a breakdown on their YouTube channel and cry about it. And then they are at the mercy of the people who are trying to split the baby on the issue and that didn't work out all that well for the guy who killed your senators or the guy who tried to shoot Trump in the head. So, no. You are to blame for not fucking me because you are selecting how you are selecting and if you've have had causal sex then I don't need to have a relationship.

Hym "So no I don't do that. You are to blame in direct proportion to whatever extent you can be blamed which is A NON-ZERO SUM. You are trying to condition our relationship to me in a manner that renders me either a fuck-boy or a relationship guy and I refuse to be one of those things. And that's why the men aren't dating anyone. You have a little internal caste system. They aren't willing to be second class citizens. You are a volatile commodity that prices itself arbitrarily."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.

Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024