sweet ass-tastic to the max

an adjective meaning the ultimate, greatest thing anything can ever be.

playing mortal kombat while watching the movie mortal kombat while getting head from sonya blade after getting a check from the government for three million dollars along with a note from the government saying you never have to willfully pay taxes anymore and then having an orgasm at the same time as executing your fatality exactly when the movie mortal kombat ends would be sweet ass-tastic to the max.

by pedro munoz July 28, 2008

ass sphincter says what

Something people say to entice the other party in to saying "what." Thus, making them an ass sphincter

person #1: "Ass sphincter says what?"
Person #2: "what?!"
Person #1: "Ha ha, you are an ass
sphincter!!"

by diceyj February 5, 2004

turd burgaling ass bandit

someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims

kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit

by big andy C May 7, 2007

Creepy Ass Cracka

George Zimmerman armed while stalking a teenaged kid who was doing nothing and was armed with Skittles and Iced Tea

What does he look like? Some Creepy Ass Cracka

by J4TM June 29, 2013

Bitch Made Ass Nigga

1. Someone who is rich by heritage and acts like they are poor.

2. A person who stabs their friends in the back.

3. Someone who was made by a bitch. (Bitch for a mother.)
This person would also be an asshole.

1. Yo, he says he ghetto, but dat bitch made ass nigga just bought an ipod.

2. Dat bitch made ass nigga stole my DVD's and sold them at the mall!

3. That bitch made ass nigga was pimping his mom on the street corner.

by ArsenicScintilla September 30, 2006

fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

by Stokez December 17, 2007

Super Master Ass Blaster

One who is exceptionally skilled in all types of combat.

Whoa! Bruce Lee was the Super Master Ass Blaster of his time

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005