baby man child

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see

(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!

by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013

Roblox man face paper plate

the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me

always looking at me im horrified

i dont know what to do about it

“that roblox man face paper plate is freaking me the fuck out throw that shit away man”

by doinkass May 4, 2023

Poor Man’s Ether

Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.

Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!

by anonymous July 6, 2023

Rio man

Bittersweet type men to deal with.
Very very Loyal.

Amanda married a charming man.
She married a Rio man

by Nightshifter2.0 November 20, 2023

one-man deal

a woman who is in a fbltr relationship with one, and only one, man.

a one-man deal type of woman is better than a cl fuck bunny

by Sexydimma February 6, 2017

mans

your significant other, typically boyfriend

“My mans is so hot cant wait for you meet him.”

“Stacy where is your mans?”

by A_From_Pretty_Little_Liars April 28, 2019

suhoor man drummer

that one dude everyday before fajr in ramadan that be drumming and saying stuff to wake you up for suhoor

Suhoor man drummer only comes here!

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025