Messy Man

What one is called when they dunk their piece of bread in a pool of eggs to make french toast.

It's-a me, the Messy Man! I make the French-a Toast-a!

by Cragnon December 8, 2021

System Man

A man who's part of the system

"Hello My name is TFK, I'm a system man"

by ayo1234456 December 8, 2021

Motor Man

Usually a middle-aged man with an Alabama hat, sunglasses, and a beer in his hand who takes everything to another level and talks about boats even though they only have a 2001 red motorboat that can hold only 2 people.

My dad, uncle, other uncle, teacher, therapist, and every other middle-aged man I know is a motor man.

by Yourbirthmamalmeao December 8, 2021

Man Pee

A funny name for a man’s penis

He came out of the restroom & he had his man pee hanging out

by ThatGoddess21 December 8, 2021

Richest man alive

Brandon

Richest man alive is Brandon

by Simpler_Name December 8, 2021

Barcelona-man

A footballer who regularly bangs FC Barcelona.

Sajid : Why does Barcelona-man perform like a man on sildenafil whenever he faces Barcelona?

Farhan : Because, Barcelona are that bang-able.

by Fajid Sarhan December 10, 2021

W mans

Emu’s primo/cousin

Emu’s cousin is actually a W mans for putting him on

by Swervojayo December 11, 2021