Old Man Syndrome

When you smoke so much weed that you become an 80 year old man.
He got "Old Man Syndrome" last night, He crawled on all fours to get into the house.
by yungporoonthetrack July 25, 2022
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angry china man

The "angry china man" is a uncommon series of species wich dies of hungry and eats dogs,is also very sexy and asks for bob pics and always gets them,NOT INDIAN NOR AMERICAN,considered the god of Asia.
angry china man is my dood
by donutofdonutsofdonuts September 26, 2017
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poor man's convertible

When you put all your windows down and turn the AC up
"I want a miata but i'm broke. i got a poor man's convertible instead, watch this"
by taregami July 01, 2024
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leading man

What da hotheaded and full-of-himself animal-trainer character Hynes viewed himself as when contemptuously walking Lassie and da rest of da Duke of Rudling's prized pets on a leash. After da equally-temperish-but-fairer-and-more-sensible-minded upper-crust squire finally "sacked" said "utter nincompoop" lackey, I'm assuming dat he then didn't think of himself as quite such an entitled charming expert in furry four-legged-creature husbandry.
Much as he hated to admit it, da Duke saw how much better of a "leading man" dat Sam Carraclough would make than da incompetent bungling Cockney whom he'd previously employed to look after his animals.
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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1 Man 1 Screwdriver

1 Man 1 Screwdriver was a video of a guy putting a screwdriver on his penis. it is very weird and disturbing
Don’t watch 1 man 1 screwdriver!

Person: Omg I should’ve not been curious.
by ExplainVid12 June 06, 2023
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sexy old man

Sophie thinks her english teacher is a sexy old man
by gregglygreggjeffleygreg November 10, 2022
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Strautism Man

A stereotypical internet activist who obsessively constructs and attacks straw man arguments, often with a hyper-focused, almost autistic zeal. This keyboard warrior misrepresents opponents’ views to dunk on them, fueled by a mix of self-righteous fury and an inability to grasp nuance.
"Did you see that thread? Strautism Man was out here claiming everyone who likes pizza secretly hates freedom."
by LeftTitGout April 15, 2025
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