Mountain Topped

The act of being pelted with a throwing dart uber hard. ( coming from the zoosk commercial banned in select areas).

Did you see that commercial where that guy yelled" MOUNTAIN TOP!" and hit that dude in the chest with a dart????? lol it was hilarious! he got mountain topped

by gooserobber January 21, 2011

top knot

1. the upper part of the body, joined to the trunk by the neck.
2. in some it contains the brain, but various specimens have been found to be lacking this.

Hey! Watch yer top knot, that branch is low.

by kellymncole March 23, 2008

Muffin Top

the overflowing of fat of a girls abdominal area where it hangs and jiggles when walking.

Usually visible on a overweight chick who wears pants that are 5 sizes too small.

Look at that whale with the defined muffin top.

-vomit in mouth-

by Hecktor Fagot January 18, 2010

Top Shelf

Getting head on top of a parking structure.

Alex Koukov got Top Shelf the other night.

by DJ Clowney July 25, 2010

top ramen

Head from a chick with curly hair, like ramen noodles.

Top ramen is good, I don't know what yall talkin about.

by JayJaySmoothe December 28, 2005

Top snipe

A person who can attract anyone they desire

You know I’m not tripping off her I’m top snipe.
You know you’re top snipe now why would I believe your loyal.

by Citygirlsup20000 December 18, 2021

top nobit

A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.

" Man todays lesson was shit, Dr. Joker was just top nobiting "

"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"

by calki May 10, 2007