Pip Theory

The arrangement that people instinctively assume within any confined space, coinciding with the spacing of pips (dots) upon the faces of a 6-sided die.

Anyone who violates pip theory will be immediately suspected by all of its adherents.

When I entered the elevator, I noted its 4 occupants standing in each corner and immediately took the center position, following the expected pip theory because I am not a pervert.

by CatNumberFour September 19, 2025

Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)
Person 1:

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Kissing Theory

Three steps to check why a guy is still prude.
1. Shy to kiss or does not know how to kiss
2. Scared of their dick to be exposed
3. They are gay, bi, or not ready/mature

Yo, use the Kissing Theory to kiss a girl

by Iqrathestrippa May 14, 2020

invisible string theory

when you meet a person whether knowing them for a while or not and y’all share information about eachother and come across something like an old class photo for elementary school or ya’ll parents meeting at a bar ages ago. From the song Invisible String by Taylor swift these signs usually mean ya’ll were meant to be.

n/a- Omg i you won’t believe it i found an old photo of when my mom used to teach school and you were in her class back in 1st grade.

n/a- stop it no way, the invisible string theory is real

by Lillie K April 3, 2024

HAYOSA’S THEORY

HAYOSA’S Theory states that the probability of bagging 5 baddies is to shoot for 10.

Brudda 1: broski, describe your college life!
Brudda 2: HAYOSA’S theory

by C&PM August 3, 2023

Chinese Box Theory

A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone

YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY

by clifsamuels December 10, 2021

Reality Theory

The summation of all the most prominent conspiracy theories that completely alter the world's history from the modern scientific account. Including Religion/God, Flat Earth Theory, Mythological history, No Forest Theory, Khazarian Jews, Illuminati/Rothschild/New World Order, Phantom Time Hypothesis, Faked Moon-landing, etc.

Person 1: Dude, you really believe in that Illuminati conspiracy theory?
Person 2: No, I believe in the Reality Theory, it's so much more than that

by elbenoloco May 10, 2021