Alabama Boiled Turkey

When you hogtie and cum inside your sister, dip pubic hair in it and then put it inside a humidifier.

Me: Yo, I did the Alabama Boiled Turkey, air was bussin.

You: What the fuck is wrong with you.

by InfoShiter October 4, 2022

Rub my turkey

When your hetrosexual buddy go farther than you’re comfortable with.

Joe, come in the kitchen and rub my turkey. No thanks Brian, I’m ok.

by JJ&BG October 8, 2018

To catch the crazy turkey

To have sex.

Michael and Lindsay went over there to catch the crazy turkey.

by TooApologetic December 14, 2014

Deep dog turkey

Butt fucking a turkey and tieing zip ties around it to add pressure

You : My and my family deep doged that turkey on thanksgiving!
Me : I love to deep dog turkey

by DeepDogTurkeyLover69 October 7, 2021

Turkey pot pie

The name given to someone who is hella GAY and everyone knows it

“Wow shiobhan, your such a turkey pot pie”
“What the fuck no you are”

by Fonky facts dealer August 17, 2019

save the turkeys. LALA

A big fat round butt

John: save the turkeys. LALA! (Which means: That girl has a fine booty over there

by THE REAL TURKEY AFGGGGGG September 25, 2019

greasy turkey ass

a greasy ass turkey ass

aye man i just ate a greasy turkey ass

by the scientist! January 6, 2022