golden wompus

a extremely freaky nerd. They usually have no lives.

a golden wompus are usually guys who play with computers all day for no particular reason.

by Maddy Gillespie May 3, 2008

golden stage

The period of perfect drunkenness. This is anywhere between total inebriation and the point of vomiting. If you go to sleep while in golden stage, you.will.have.a.hangover.

Dude that bitches golden stage is like one drink long. She was getting flirty then one cosmo later she was puking all over the dance floor.

by cariboulou2013 October 27, 2009

Golden Light

The best type of light, hands down. If you think otherwise, you are a mental patient.

I was sleeping and then the Golden Light woke me.

by MadonPurgatory February 1, 2021

Golden Ticket

The extremely hot wife of a moderately attractive man, who is assisted in obtaining extramarital sex due to the envy her beauty inspires in other women.

Susan was so not down, until she met my Golden Ticket.

by PartykidXO December 14, 2018

Golden scissor

When two girls stradle eachother on the toilet making out and peeing together. One girl sits normal and the other should sit facing the other stradling her on top while making out they both start to pee.

They both had to pee so they went and did a golden scissor .

by Mistman69 November 18, 2016

Golden Pan

Most Mighty tf2 Item Ever

Tf2 fans Explaining how a Golden pan Is worth More than An Apartment : *BEATBOXING INTENSIFIES*

by Yaba Daba Doo! October 18, 2020

Golden Nut

To achieve this particular nut, one must achieve orgasm nirvana. The golden nut is when a man jacks off and when he cums he can feel the nut rush out of his testicles, through the tubes, and out the tip. Happens once in a lifetime, the best jizz of your life.

John asked “Have you found Orgasm Nirvana?”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”

by SeniorPicklez September 27, 2017