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Boba-Blast

You are giving a creampie to your partner filled with Orbeez balls, which are coming from your penis.
The action of stuffing small Orbeez balls inside the urethra of your penis, waiting for them to swell up, proceeding to have sex, cum inside your partner, giving your partner a creamy, gelatin ball filling, also known as a Boba-Blast.
by TitanicEcho January 3, 2025
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Blast Off

When a girl is sitting on an erect penis and the man cums so hard she shoots off it.
Girl : My man gave me such a Blast Off last night I got whiplash
by jordanBoost May 22, 2016
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Pub Blast

When you take a hit from a puff bar and hen take a drink if mr pub while the vale is still In Your mouth
Man I crave a pub blast
by Fish nigha May 22, 2021
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Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.
I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.
by Rob Burry June 28, 2024
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Baja blasted

When a cup of Baja blast is thrown at someone’s face
Did you see the girl on TikTok get Baja blasted?”
by The j-word December 16, 2021
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History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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Blo'hol Blast

It is the holiest drink to bless the planet. Made from blended vaporeons there is nothing better. Gamer girl bathwater has nothing on the holy apparatus that is Blo'hol Blast.
Thanks, bro for Blo'Hol blasting me last night.
Yeah man, no problem.
by expert creamer February 15, 2024
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