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snake blasting fried chicken

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb
Please dont snake blasting fried chicken me in the bumb.
by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017
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Cyclops Mega Blast

A sexual move, before climax, slap your partner's face, then ejaculate all over them. Not to be confused with Cyclops' mega optic blast, the X-Man Cyclop's special move in Marvel VS Capcom
Tina: I broke up with Jim yesterday
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!
by Farqunglu June 4, 2016
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Pipí blast

When ur pipí blows of cum and makes a mess
My pipí blasted and the nigger moaned
by Ear Rapist October 24, 2018
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Baja Blasted

Friend: Hey do you want to go hiking later?
Me: Nah bro I can't, me and the boys are getting Baja blasted in a few hours.
by Stevstot June 22, 2021
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Cock Blast

When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.
Man Bobby, that cock blast you shot last night sure rattled my insides.
by bluke69 April 12, 2019
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Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.
Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!
by Bill Beef July 8, 2025
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Brisbane Blast

The medical and sexual practice of anally penetrating someone who is constipated in order to induce defecation.
"Bro could you come over? I haven't crapped in 3 days and I need a Brisbane Blast"
by OldPublicFunctionary February 26, 2024
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