beard diving

When you are hunting for a fuckboy in a midwest state.

"Drop me off at this dive karaoke bar in Denver; I'm going beard diving."

by thatguyyoumetatthatthing February 16, 2018

Beard Droppings

When you find hair in your food either from the cook or waiter. Usually from the cook who refuses to wear a net over facial hair so his beard hair doesn't fall onto your plate of food

Look at the beard droppings in my food

by Dlgomez March 20, 2023

beard scrum

A nasty residue of beard oils that have turned into a lard-like substance.

You have some serious beard scrum.
You better wash your face, you have beard scrum.
Hey, your beard scrum is showing!

by XTremeSue Purglew January 3, 2016

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024

Neck beard

One who is overtantly sexual mainly towards Asian women but in some cases white women typically also has bad hygiene and still lives with their parents in the basement playing video games all day everyday

He is such a “Neck beard”

by Kid lover69 October 26, 2020

Brad Beard

The worst pirate to ever live. his booty wasn't bountiful, his ship was just a sloop, he was sent to the brig, his parrot has no feathers, his crew didn't even have scurvy. he got a bounty of 1 shilling and got caught the next day.

youre just like brad beard

by bradbeard hater March 9, 2023

bearded german

When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.

In an attempt to placate Karl, Peni gave him a bearded German.

by thejoebagley September 4, 2021