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Lana Del Rey is a WHALE
by Cardibisbotched April 5, 2025
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skank whale

A large she-beast.

The woman whose creases swallow strong men whole.

Usually red of hair, likes to dance like a hippo. Skank whales are known to eat small children.
Skank whales are stupid. Usually so stupid they think they are actually smart. Known to be carriers of every known venereal disease.
That skank whale just keeps talking...I think she shit herself eeeew!
by therealdedloc July 17, 2017
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Blue Whale

A creepy weird guy who makes innocent people do a challenge that leads them into committing suicide. Over social media. His profile looks like s creepy version of goofy.
Blue Whale is a bad challenge you should never do it.
by MooKa UwU July 20, 2020
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whaling

To utter a prolonged, inarticulate, mournful cry, usually high-pitched or clear-sounding, as in grief or suffering. Similar to wailing but this applies to fat, ugly leftards NPCs.
The whaling of the NPCs after Trump's victory is a sign of TDS.
by Mr T squared January 26, 2020
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Orange Whale Owner

The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."

Friend: "Cool story bro"
by ICECHART September 8, 2012
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Homosexual Whale

An easily offended fat person who is most often gay.
Listen dude no offence but you were being such a homosexual whale back there
by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016
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