If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.
by Jacob with two e's March 13, 2019
Get the Jacob with two b's mug.It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.
by fizzeh January 15, 2019
Get the Two-Toed Thomas mug.Like 2 peas in a pod: So similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.
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If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
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If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.
by omally June 27, 2018
Get the Two Butts in a Banana mug.He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.
by Daproduca September 21, 2018
Get the Tasmanian Two Stroke mug.Two Bill Jill is a slang term for a cheap trick stemming from the legend of a HO who once frequented main street in Royersford (Rofo) and Spring City also known as Spring Shitty performing oral for the equivalent of two dollars.
"Dude, I can't go to Pumptown tonight I only have $8, I can get a six of PBR pounders and still have enough left over for Two BIll JIll."
by SpringShittyBornAndBred November 3, 2022
Get the Two Bill Jill mug.A homosexual who also has kids. Usually referring to a male. Works in tandem with the phrase “three dollar bill”.
by Zo Spinelli February 24, 2021
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