by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021
The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.
by 24moorej January 02, 2025
Men are like a taxi. In theory, If their light is on they will let someone in. If the light is off they will not.
If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
If a man is ready for a relationship subconsciously he will get a girlfriend. If he is not, he will not.
by yougboxb April 16, 2024
... posits that many of the putative unchangeable characteristics, such as race or gender,will become irrefutably protean in the future given we reach the point where it's technologically possible to do things like switch genders or race more easily & or in a (more) irrefutable manner. Supposed unchangeable characteristics would become patently changeable & analogous to the clothes one chooses to wear or the colour of hair one chooses to have.
Jolyne: Methinks Radical Fluid Identity Theory is a good idea. It'll prolly get people in the mindset of wanting to try all the stuffs. All the genders, all the races, all the characteristics, all the life, do everything, shag everything, everybody love everybody bruh.
June: Yo dude it gets me hype. I cannot wait for the future.
Reaves: Yo I remember the future
Celyne: NEKTAR NOW!
June: Yo dude it gets me hype. I cannot wait for the future.
Reaves: Yo I remember the future
Celyne: NEKTAR NOW!
by Politics [Moribund Institute] November 06, 2020
the theory in which all mandelaverses (universes where a "mandela effect event" actually occur) are parallel universes in which individuals who experience the mandala effect are just realising they have moved into a universe in which the event hadn't occured
by ramaaaaaar July 25, 2022
You think it’s silly to be a conspiracy theorist? Well I think it’s silly that you trust the media and the government. That’s why I believe a conspiracy theory can be true.
by GMG1981 February 05, 2024
Something made up by morons because they either lack understanding in political and scientific consensus, ergo disbelieving it to cover up the fact they aren't educated on those topics. In short, a conspiracy theory is made to make stupid people feel more intelligent and scholarly, albeit the only sources they have gathered information from are either from YouTube, Facebook, or some satire hoax video or an article from a conspiracy website rather than an official source or fact checking their sources before blindly believing it. They won't research on both sides of the narrative because they are biased towards their narrative and prefer to cherry pick their evidence, e.g they won't check for logical fallacies or contradictions, won't check if the source has a history of spreading misinformation, they won't bother checking the date of when the source was published, on this account they begin to spout shit that had already been disproved by professionals or those in power. For those who are unable to differentiate between critical thinking and conspiracy theorism, conspiracy theorists tend to blindly follow a source, ironically they call their more intellectually superior counterparts sheeple for blindly following the mainstream news, but they nevertheless follow an alternative source by some random guy on social media or a conspiracy or pseudoscience article.
Idiot: Have you ever heard of "pLaNdEmIc?"
Educated person: Yes I have heard of the plandemic conspiracy theory, but because I actually took my time to search for errors in the source i.e logical fallacies, who created the video (an anti vaxxer) and research on what scientists had to say about it and according to the scientists, the vaccine is safe and I shall be having it when it is my turn. 😁
Idiot: Yeah whatever dumb sheeple 💉🐑
So don't be like the idiot and be like the educated person because the educated person has done their critical thinking, used fact check sources such as BBC reality check, researched the truth about vaccines on pro-science sources etc. If you are unsure of the type of websites you should be retaining facts from, try asking a professional i.e a doctor, librarian, teacher or a professor.
Educated person: Yes I have heard of the plandemic conspiracy theory, but because I actually took my time to search for errors in the source i.e logical fallacies, who created the video (an anti vaxxer) and research on what scientists had to say about it and according to the scientists, the vaccine is safe and I shall be having it when it is my turn. 😁
Idiot: Yeah whatever dumb sheeple 💉🐑
So don't be like the idiot and be like the educated person because the educated person has done their critical thinking, used fact check sources such as BBC reality check, researched the truth about vaccines on pro-science sources etc. If you are unsure of the type of websites you should be retaining facts from, try asking a professional i.e a doctor, librarian, teacher or a professor.
by UltimateDoge March 29, 2021