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Toilet paper

Something that no longer exists due to Karens panicking because of their anti-vax kid is going to die, so she's going to make a toilet paper hut for them.
"DAMIT KAREN! MY ANTI-VAX KID NEEDS THIS TOILET PAPER MORE THAN YOU!"
by RylanisSsuperHot March 24, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

Cloak and paper

Slower than a dagger, and even slower than slow cutting.
The girl pretending to be his friend was making cuts between his ribs with paper as the cloak and paper tactics proceeded.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2020
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Paper

They Hurt like Fuck when you cut yourself with them
by Ads's best friend March 1, 2023
mugGet the Papermug.

rock, paper and scissors

an eighth of crack (rock), a stash of money (paper), and a pair of looseys (scissors). Basically just a few things to make yourself feel like you are top dog, either way you win. but if you have all three of these things simultaneously then you're the man 'round dis bitch...
i was asked if i wanted to go to dave and buster's with my friends i told dem no i gotta play rock, paper and scissors for the whole day dey didn't know wtf i was talkin bout so dey just said i was lame but when dey seen me smokin a couple newports wit da gwap in my pocket dey were da ones feeling like assholes.
by ogdajuiceman June 18, 2010
mugGet the rock, paper and scissorsmug.

Papering

The act of milking a woman's udders while standing near any variety of tree.
You're having a picnic under a wonderful wheeping willow when you realize you have no cream for your coffee....

papering...
by Dr. MapleMilk June 9, 2010
mugGet the Paperingmug.

Wet paper towel

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?

Nurse comes...
My leg hurts

Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024
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Toilet paper

Hello bruv i like toilet paper
by Suicicidal james March 17, 2017
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