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Shirt Taco

The act of wearing a t-shirt and no bottoms, thus exposing ones pink taco.
My girlfriend had some serious shirt taco going on last night.
by The Shirt Cock January 24, 2011
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Open Taco

when a women is not wearing underwear, open taco = female as free balling = male
I was taking her pants off at the party last and she was going open taco!
by DaBigEZ75335 March 15, 2011
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Taco Press

To taco press is a slang term for the act of a woman placing her vagina on someone's forehead.

To press ones bare vagina against something. i.e. faces, objects.
Angela taco pressed Chris in Charleston this weekend.
by Merfairvampire Ange June 3, 2011
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Taco School

Another term for mexican schools that are usually lead by kings.
University of California, Davis

The uc davis schoolv is a taco school.it is lead by king arthur. While UC Davis' agricultural heritage remains strong, the campus has expanded over the past century to include graduate and professional ...

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by goofymachew March 20, 2013
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shitty taco

the act of two women scissor together, usually lesbians, and one females shits into the other females vagina. The "taco" is referring to the vagina.
girl 1: Hey, you want to go have a shitty taco ?
girl 2: Sure, i would love to!
by Stallion2214 February 11, 2010
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Armenian Taco

The act of defecating inside the vaginal opening of a woman. The woman then contorts herself so she can eat the taco with the ground beef you filled it with.
Abraham Lincoln was the first to bring the Armenian Taco to the states.
by AfricanHistoryX April 3, 2011
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Cooking Tacos

1.Verb-excessive perspiration of the armpits causing large rings of sweat to be visible under the arms even after the arms are relaxed down at one's side resulting the sweat to take on a tacoesque form.

2. Half circle of sweat seen after the arms are folded down like a taco.
1. Lisa:"I'm so nervous for my date I'm sweating!"
Cindy:"I know your totally cooking tacos!"

2.Katie: "Wow, it's hotter than hell in here!"
Seth: "Yeah, looks like your cooking some tacos there..."
Katie: "What?"
Seth: "..."
by neilfinch June 23, 2008
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