king burger

A parody if Burger King used on MADtv.

Have you heard that Bon Qui Qui got a job at King Burger?

by Emem August 15, 2014

King Crap

The mother of all craps.

I really had to shit and I had no idea why. Soon enough I realized that for lunch I had those beefy tacos at school. This was going to be a King Crap.

by Handful of Peter December 3, 2011

King George

Someone that’s taxing excessively. Usually in reference to a drug dealer that’s charging way too much.

Civilian: “How much for a zip of pow wow?”
Dealer: “$2500.”
Civilian: “Ok then, King George.”

by First Man of the Valley May 15, 2019

King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022

King OxJ

A dope artist from Northern California.

Person 1: You heard that new King OxJ?

Person 2: Yeah, that shit hard.

by savvywiddit October 29, 2021

King Cali

N., Synonym; California
usually used by californians while putting down people from another state

Haha! King Cali Wins Again!

by Rippy the Razor November 21, 2011

Duvet King

Also known as a sheet surgeon. a Duvet King is The exact Opposite of a pillow prince, a Duvet King will do anything but lay down often know to engage in endless rounds of mind blowing intercourse without a breather or even a water break!

Wow I met up with that duvet king yesterday and he relentlessly took me to a blissful orgasm multiple times I can’t even look at a pillow prince again

by Not a pillow prince October 22, 2023