Take Jimmy to the Woodshed
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.
I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.
I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
a phrase that is used:
when two people in a forum or chat room get to lovey dovey and you are tired of seeing the affectionate displays
basically-get a room you two but for the Internet
when two people in a forum or chat room get to lovey dovey and you are tired of seeing the affectionate displays
basically-get a room you two but for the Internet
Narcotics: hey bollocks how are you behbeh
Bollocks: fine sweetie how it goes
Me: Take that shit to AIM
Bollocks: fine sweetie how it goes
Me: Take that shit to AIM
by Kristopher Washington July 22, 2007
The Take a Wish foundation is where rich people pay lots of money to take a Wish from a less fortunate person and make it their own
My son has a cold but really wants to see
The new Star Wars before it comes out so I’ll just pay the Take a Wish foundation to dash the dreams of a cancer ridden street rat because I can and I will.
The new Star Wars before it comes out so I’ll just pay the Take a Wish foundation to dash the dreams of a cancer ridden street rat because I can and I will.
by Dig Nitty May 26, 2019
To make yourself throw up a little when you’ve been drinking. Prematurely to when one might “pull trig”
by Thiccc nick October 10, 2020
1. excitedly,aggressively, or quickly take off a partner's clothes and having sex with them.
2.the sex scene from Rocketman where the song "Take me to the pilot" played
2.the sex scene from Rocketman where the song "Take me to the pilot" played
by SaunderShower May 19, 2020
Writing a blog entry when you just really, really want to and haven't for way too long. Extremely satisfying for those who enjoy blogging.
"Whoa-why are you dumping all these pages of random musings and diaries all over xanga?"
"Oh, I'm just taking a blog. It feels really good after it's all been inside me too long."
take a blog
"Oh, I'm just taking a blog. It feels really good after it's all been inside me too long."
take a blog
by spinningtabletop February 28, 2009
"Taking laxatives" is a euphemism for experimenting with illicit drugs. You see, as a child grows up, their parents expect them to encounter some really dangerous things - like cigarettes, alcohol etc. Therefore, there has to be a convenient way of mentioning
In australia, after exams party commonly involve binge drinking. when asked what's on the agenda for schoolies, a child responds that they'll be taking laxatives. Laxatives, after all are pretty daring.
In australia, after exams party commonly involve binge drinking. when asked what's on the agenda for schoolies, a child responds that they'll be taking laxatives. Laxatives, after all are pretty daring.
2 kids farewelling their parents for a week at schoolies full of "taking laxatives".
sezza: oi mate did you bring the laxatives (vb and coke)
girl2: yeah, we're gonna get so fried
sezza: i know, i love laxative's effects. it feels fantastic
girl2: bitch it's the best feeling ever. i love feeling the need to shit.
parents: you girls have fun. don't take too many laxatives!
sezza: oi mate did you bring the laxatives (vb and coke)
girl2: yeah, we're gonna get so fried
sezza: i know, i love laxative's effects. it feels fantastic
girl2: bitch it's the best feeling ever. i love feeling the need to shit.
parents: you girls have fun. don't take too many laxatives!
by Laxative trafficker March 19, 2011