competitive suicidality

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.

The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.

by cteno4 April 26, 2015

Suicide Bait

Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.

Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."

by funkmann April 10, 2025

syrian suicide toilet bomber

fatty luffi's exploding faeces after eating a dodgy kebab

syrian suicide toilet bomber cool

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

Suicide Corner

Is the act of driving on the wrong direction on a one way curve on highway 5 Alberta Canada between Magrath snd Welling in the icy winter, after dark with the lights off. If completed you earn the right to tell your friends that you did suicide corner

Yo did you see Dave

Ya he did suicide corner

by Mahngeat December 9, 2023

a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

a nigel suicide speed wank cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

mass conspiratorial suicide

when a large group joins together to cause problems to another or a group of others with or with out comprehension of their own actions completely to get themselves killed and they are successful at it.

the majority of the citizens of the United States of America are attempting mass conspiratorial suicide.

by Kevinw05 August 22, 2022

Suicidal FemPathy

Suicidal Fempathy occurs when a woman, usually childless, desires to help others by imposing perceived parental order onto others to the detriment of a stable society. When a woman repeatedly overrides a society's needs, boundaries, and wellbeing diverting resources to other cultures to the detriment of her own.

A Suicidal FemPathist can be male however that male is usually feminized to the the point where common sense and reason left long ago.

Suicidal FemPathy is directly responsible for the decline of Western Values and the rise of Rape Gangs of western societies.

by Chungadin Din November 10, 2025