once upon a time
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
there was a kid who lived in a house on his own
one day a guy broke in with a knife
you know what happens next...
...thats right, they had a pizza party!!
they ate so much pizza
the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van
you know what happens next...
...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD
they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...
...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD
then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...
...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep
and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)
the end
Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
by bigphatgorillacoochie April 29, 2020
Female celebrities often tell more than one virgin of the story when relating the lurid/sordid details of how they got deflowered.
by QuacksO December 11, 2020
A community story on Snapchat that was launched exclusively for students with a Harper College email address to join and view others' posts, categorized by graduation year. Initially, the community stories received minimal activity, with little engagement. However, it gradually gained popularity and started featuring a wide range of stories from Harper students, including everyday experiences, teacher and class recommendations, and memes.
Unfortunately, this positive momentum took a turn when certain individuals began posting stories related to political and religious topics. These posts annoyed and frustrated other Harper viewers, prompting them to share and express their opinions on the matter within the community stories. As time went on, the situation escalated, with people calling out others who disagreed and/or insisting to stop sharing political or religious content in the community story in which the majority of students were in agreement and still are today. Due to being a friendly, welcoming community story and not a place to post and share sensitive topics, some individuals are now taking advantage of the platform to share ideas centered around these controversial subjects, leading to controversy among the students and others.
Unfortunately, this positive momentum took a turn when certain individuals began posting stories related to political and religious topics. These posts annoyed and frustrated other Harper viewers, prompting them to share and express their opinions on the matter within the community stories. As time went on, the situation escalated, with people calling out others who disagreed and/or insisting to stop sharing political or religious content in the community story in which the majority of students were in agreement and still are today. Due to being a friendly, welcoming community story and not a place to post and share sensitive topics, some individuals are now taking advantage of the platform to share ideas centered around these controversial subjects, leading to controversy among the students and others.
Friend 1: ”Have you seen the latest stories on the Harper community stories on Snapchat?”
Friend 2: “ Yeah, it’s sad and unfortunate. Every other day, someone has to post a sensitive topic and not even a day later, boom.. it’s a shitshow.”
Friend 1: “I just don’t understand why they have the audacity to share this kind of sensitive content. This really defeats the whole purpose of a community story when you have people abusing it as a way to cause conflict and chaos later on.”
Friend 2: “I agree. The Harper Community SC Story should be used to post content free of inappropriate, political, and religious topics.”
Friend 2: “ Yeah, it’s sad and unfortunate. Every other day, someone has to post a sensitive topic and not even a day later, boom.. it’s a shitshow.”
Friend 1: “I just don’t understand why they have the audacity to share this kind of sensitive content. This really defeats the whole purpose of a community story when you have people abusing it as a way to cause conflict and chaos later on.”
Friend 2: “I agree. The Harper Community SC Story should be used to post content free of inappropriate, political, and religious topics.”
by brandt63 November 17, 2023
As my teacher was sitting on her desk, I went up to her and showed her the bulge in my pants. Now it was my sex ed teacher so she knew what to do.
She told me to go to the door, lock it and then get naked. I did as I was told. She then said I was gonna have some intercourse with her, and I was like what is that. she said it is when you lay a woman.
She told me to go to the door, lock it and then get naked. I did as I was told. She then said I was gonna have some intercourse with her, and I was like what is that. she said it is when you lay a woman.
my teacher wanted to have intercourse and I said sure cuz I really wanted to lay her
that is my intercourse stories
that is my intercourse stories
by lalalalalalalalalala69 February 15, 2021