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spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a bite less blow job
Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I pit a spider gag on him. (Also good for him to give a proper face fucking!)
by anonymous August 14, 2024
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spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a biteless blow job
Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I put a spider gag on him. (Also good training for him to get used to face fucking!)
by anonymous August 14, 2024
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Spider

Spider is a guy that drives a shitty golf.
It can be used in a sentence by saying “look at spider over there in his shitty golf
by ball guy February 1, 2023
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Spider Juice

Noun
A 'North-Coast Emo Core' band that transcend reality and bend space and time. They like the colour green and are very spooky but in a cool Beetlejuice type way (however their name is unrelated to this franchise, the origin of it is in fact only known to 6 people worldwide).

Spider Juice is also a dark coloured cocktail comprised of; Cola, Grenadine, Amaretto and Dark Rum. Usually served with a novelty plastic spider or paper umbrella.
"YO... you're the guitar player from Spider Juice!? I follow @spiderjuiceband on Instagram and have to admit I am surprised to see you here on this bench. Sorry, 'Spider-Juice', I forgot about the hyphen."
by PeterTheHorseIsHere February 11, 2023
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Spider main

Somone who mains spiderman in hero shooter Marvel Rivals, these people usually have birth defects due to genetic issues or in womb drinking
"Dude I know that Spider Main doesn't have any parents"
by Muncho huncho March 29, 2025
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spider

your a spider
by magic unicorn 5267 March 30, 2025
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Spider-maning it

When your girl uses your penis in a way to simulate the way spider-man swings building to building.
Tony: "Yea dude we were having a great time until she started Spider-Maning it."
Sam: "Damn dude, I hope that heals up well."
by Gaybuttsex April 5, 2025
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