rusty monkey

Drinking down a forty ounce alcoholic beverage to a desired level (typically the bottom of the cone), then topping off your forty with Mad Dog 20/20. The same concept as a brass monkey, but a lot more disgusting.

Jose: That beezy was on my dick last night!

Juan: Well no wonder, she had herself a rusty monkey

by grady hernandez October 14, 2012

rusty mildred

A rusted stripper poll corroded by stripper juices

I need to get a tetanus shot after grinding on that rusty mildred

by Strip$ January 19, 2016

Rusty Venture

It's when you're fucking a guy and then you open up your hand inside his asshole and whatever you come up with you onto his chest.

I was giving him a Rusty Venture and pulled out a some corny shit and then painted his chest hair with it.

by hammmmmm November 25, 2010

Rusty Groomer

A dog blasts its fart box out of fear, when being groomed. Sometimes results in a chocolate-covered clippers delight.

Wicket and Scamp always come correct with a Rusty Groomer whenever they hear the buzz of clippers.

by pink_hag_n_fly16 August 7, 2014

Rusty Pedal

When you take a shit in a bag and then you smack someone across the face with it.

The bitch won't shut up so i gave her a rusty pedal.

by Regansmash1976 January 19, 2010

rusty hornblower

A person who licks their lover's rectum while at the same time jerks the person off.

In the gay porno the smaller guy gave the bigger guy a rusty hornblower.

by KurtRegan August 9, 2007

Rusty Venture

It's not that good. It's when you jack off so much in one day that your dick gets red and raw.

I was so lonely and pathetic that I gave myself a Rusty Venture last night.

by kingofterror November 25, 2010