surrogate pussy

n.

An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.

examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.

When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021

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Doughy Pussy

A pussy that is neither loose or tight and has the consistency and texture of dough. Usually very soft and sloppy. Mediocre at best.

I finally banged Melissa last night and she's got such a doughy pussy it felt like fucking a greasy ball of unbaked bread.

by Drty4130 January 23, 2022

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Pussy eater

A person that put whip cream on a pussy and then put a strawberry on top than eat it

Jmarion and marissa had sex last night and Jmarion is such a pussy eater

by Jmarion marsh June 4, 2018

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pussy nervous

Most likely from Scottsdale Arizona also male who gains symptoms of nervousness and anxiety around women and do not know how to act around them

My friend and i were talking to some atractive women and he acted completly pussy nervous towards them so they walked away giggling ....

by Stewey b June 3, 2017

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Pussy Pilferer

A vulgar term for a lesbian, equivalent of ass bandit for men.

"Yeah, I hear she's a pussy pilferer."

by Ukesagi-tan March 19, 2010

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pussy aversion

n.

Teaching an unfuckable male loser to avert his eyes (look away) whenever he is exposed to a nude vagina.

He must be pussyless and pussyfree because pussy is too good for him, pussy has no use for him, and pussy shouldn't be enjoyed by him in any way.

While teaching her three other submissives to be proper pussy worshipping sex slaves, my Femdom Mistress taught me pussy aversion as part of my sissy training.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 17, 2021

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