off the groceries

being so fucked up on drugs you no longer require the need to eat food

"I saw Jordan smoking meth again."

"Oh shit blood, he must be off the groceries again."

by blowjobs March 6, 2018

Off the Richter

A word used to describe something that was wayy cool or awesome, steller etc....

Hey matt did you see the new batman movie?

Yeah man it was Off the Richter!!!!

by Specialagent009 December 1, 2016

Knobbing Off

'Knobbing Off/To Knob off' - To get something done.

Natalie is quickly knobbing off her coffee before heading to work this morning as he is running late.

by Paul Webb Snr March 22, 2009

Thrash Off

To masturbate.

Bob: What are you going to do later tonight?

Jim: I'll probably thrash off.

by sheshkable May 18, 2009

Off the grid

ok so I got this idea for a crypto buff called "off the grid". What it does is that he wont get scanned by enemy scans and he wont be revealed to enemies because he will have this passive called off the grid which will protect him from enemy scans so when he gets scanned he technically doesnt get scanned because he will have off the grid passive that will protect him from the scans and since he is hacker I think he should have it have to protect him from enemy scans and I would call it off the grid and it would be his passive that would make him unscannable by enemy scans because it would be his passive and it would be called off the grid so when he gets scanned the enemies wont see him because he will have the passive ability that will protect him from the scans I believe crypto should have this ability because there is seer and respawn wont delete him so I believe they should at least give crypto ability that will make him completely immune to seer and bloodhound abilities and call it off the grid (thats the off the grid passive I was talking about)

ok so I got this idea for a crypto buff called "off the grid". What it does is that he wont get scanned by enemy scans and he wont be revealed to enemies because he will have this passive called off the grid which will protect him from enemy scans so when he gets scanned he technically doesnt get scanned because he will have off the grid passive that will protect him from the scans and since he is hacker I think he should have it have to protect him from enemy scans and I would call it off the grid and it would be his passive that would make him unscannable by enemy scans because it would be his passive and it would be called off the grid so when he gets scanned the enemies wont see him because he will have the passive ability that will protect him from the scans I believe crypto should have this ability because there is seer and respawn wont delete him so I believe they should at least give crypto ability that will make him completely immune to seer and bloodhound abilities and call it off the grid (thats the off the grid passive I was talking about)

by thechikinman January 19, 2022

Yank off

When you yank off its not as hard as a jerk but it isn't as soft as a wank. Yanking is when you take 2 fingers from each hand and firmly grip them around your cock. Then move your fingers in opposite directions. Congratulations you have successfully yanked off!

Kogut: "Dave have you ever tried to yank off before?"
Dave: "Yes sir. That's shits lush as fuck bro!"
Kogut: "Hell yeah it is. Only takes me 10seconds to cum with that grip!"

by Fresh As Fuck October 6, 2016

off deck

When a drug dealer stops selling drugs. Usually temporarily.

"Hey lemme get a 40 sack of bud"
"I got caught up again so I'm off deck right now. Hit me up in a month."

by easeeyourhead September 2, 2013