Hop in the time machine

The act of having sex with your wife/girlfriend's younger, but similar looking sister.

Hey man your wife's sister looks just like her. Why don't you hop in the time machine and relive the glory of days past.

by sniper98g July 19, 2014

Machine

Slang for crack pipe.

(In a circle of crack heads, crettin their next rock) “Hurry up and pass us that there machine our kid.”

by Kravin April 7, 2022

Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

by preeves_ July 8, 2022

Mac Machine

Philadelphia area colloquialism for ATM, ass to mouth (fellatio performed immediately after anal sex)

That dirty slut was crazy, she's into Mac machines!

by Harm211 May 14, 2018

oven machine

A woman that “gets around” very easily to men. A baby making machine.

That woman is nothing but a oven machine, she makes them and then leaves them for someone else to take care of.

by Jeff storman January 14, 2025

Turtle Machine

A machine that displays or creates turtles, see computer

"Hey man, have you seen that new turtle pic?"
"Not yet, haven't been on the Turtle Machine all day"

"Did you know some turtles are brown?"
"You're wrong, I asked the Turtle Machine and the brown ones are called "tortoise"
"Turtle Machine broke"

by Jeffi June 16, 2018

Washing Machine

When a boy tells a lie to a friend about his imaginary experience getting head in the parking lot of a less than reputable establishment.

Yeah man, have you ever put your dick in a washing machine?

by WashingMachineMouth November 22, 2025