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Jerk

The only reasonable comeback to being called bitch.
Dean: Bitch.

Sam: Jerk.
by Supernatural/MarvelNerd November 2, 2020
mugGet the Jerkmug.

circle jerk of biblical proportions

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.
Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"
by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024
mugGet the circle jerk of biblical proportionsmug.

Jerk-hole

A hole in the ground in which one collects jerks.
A common place to put every jerk a person meets in their life.
May be seen as a less scandalous way of calling another person an asshole.
Coined by MatPat from The Game Theorists on YouTube.
MattyPatty is such a Jerk-hole! Of course he finds "wife material" in every girl he meets.
by SilverTheorist February 1, 2018
mugGet the Jerk-holemug.

jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.
I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.
by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014
mugGet the jerking off with happinessmug.

Jerk and roll

When you wrap a wrap at maccas and get the perfect finish
Bro that wrap is so perfect did you jerk and roll it ?
by Maccas lover5000 June 13, 2022
mugGet the Jerk and rollmug.

chili jerk

“Let’s do a chili jerk tonight
by Eatassssssss December 13, 2017
mugGet the chili jerkmug.

Jerk

Who breaks up without any reason and even not willing to talk about it, especially in quarantine. or Who searches for nearest dick in her city when you're not there in quarantine.
I've found my love is a jerk in Corona times.
by wildwildforever April 16, 2020
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