send noodles

Send Nudes basicly

He I got this bitch to send noodles

by wow my life is the worst December 30, 2016

nong shim noodles

The best tasting noodles in the world of instant noodles. Sticks to the tradition of instant noodles by containing lots of MSG and leaves you thirsty and wanting more. Available in various flavours (can't read the packaging though unless youre korean - the general rule is the redder the packet, the spicier it is)

"Why do koreans have small eyes?"

"They eat too much nong shim noodles!"

"hahah...that's not funny."

"Yeah, I know. Just felt like bagging the someone."

by Ilovekoreannoodles October 8, 2006

his noodly apendage

in pastafarianism, the one true lord the flying spagetti monster uses his noodly apendages as his method of divine intervention.

some times used as a greating or fare well 'may his noodly apendage forever touch you' is synominous with'may chist be with you'

by scavanna June 9, 2009

nooblett

A female noob.....nothing mean just a friendly word to new girl on a videogame who is new to it.

1. Girl you are a nooblett to this.

2.LOL, she's a nooblett to this game.

by J.Ford October 27, 2007

ramen noodles

Ramen noodles come from many different companys. Many prefer nissan ramen noodles. They usually range from 15-25 cents, depending on the store. They are very cheap, and quite good. Many prefer to throw away the flavor packet simply because of either the salt content, because they do not like it, or because they are doing something else with it. There are many recipes that you can make with ramen noobles. Although not really a recipe, if you do not use the flavor packet, drain the water off the noodles, and put a spoonful of olive oil and mix it up. It is simply and quite good, add some garlic if you want.

Ramen noodles are great for college students, or for anyone too.

by my name has been taken -_- July 21, 2006

ramen noodles

A kind of cheap noodle what is made by boiling and adding the included powdered flavoring package. Typically eaten by college students.

I am going to get a hundred packs of ramen noodles cuz they are so cheap.

by megamucus September 28, 2009

crotch noodge

a man that teases women sexually, much like a cock tease, but male. (yes, they exist.)

Also, when a man gets you aroused, but wont do anything about it, or wont finish the job.

(Also, a twat noodge)

"I dumped that Crotch Noodge. He didnt put out; He only went as far as 3rd base and left me sexually frustrated."

by slothymcgee February 14, 2008