Clapped

Legally stupid.

Your so fuckin clapped mate.

by gam3ral May 22, 2019

Boomba clap

A boomba clap is when you slap someone twice at the same time on the side of the head.

You: Look over there!
Friend: looks over there.
You: Boomba Clap!
Friend: What was that for?

by DaJackAttax April 29, 2022

Clapped

UK slang term for something really really retarded or just ugly af in general.

Bro that girl just spat all over my face, she’s clapped.

That homeless guy tried touching me bro. He is fucking clapped bro.

Oh my days, Erica is a clapped looking girl.

by Clap February 7, 2019

Snow Clap

The act of clapping with jizz on your hands

oi lads, you wanna see a snow clap?

by Snow Clapper June 10, 2019

Clapped

Izzy walker

Izzy Walker is well clapped

by Jokesreally June 5, 2018

Albuquerque ass clap

When a woman bends over in the downward dog position on the bed but instead of sliding it in you grab her ass cheeks and slap them together very fast and hard to the point she face plants on to the mattress in order to stop you

Kristi won't talk to me no more because after our date last night I gave her the old Albuquerque ass clap

by Domphuckery September 27, 2025

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022