Ninja Boat

A Ninja Boat is not to be confused with a Ninja Boot! A Ninja Boat is a ninja boot on a bigger less attractive female.

What Leafblowers are always on the hunt for. NINJA BOAT

by NinjaBootfiend November 15, 2007

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Ninja Noodle

a very small penis

" Oh my god that guy has a Ninja Noodle!"

by Amberbamber123 January 26, 2009

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Ninja Gift - To give someone a gift who is not expecting the gift. This differs from a normal gift because often the event is past and the person cannot give a gift in return, yet feels the obligation to give a gift.

"Bob Ninja Gifted me for Christmas and now I look like the ass because I didn't give him anything!"

by MysteriousJ December 20, 2008

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Sticker Ninja

An adolescent thief who steals the stickers out of magazines in bookstores. Doing so is often a form of training for future professional shoplifters.

"My Sticker Ninja skills are far superior to yours, everything I own is covered with meaningless stickers!"

"Dude, did you see that Sticker Ninja? He totally just tore a page out!"

by smokeycut December 26, 2008

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Ninja cock

Your penis is the sword. When fruit is tossed into the air you slice it with your rock hard cock. i.e. your ninja cock

I tried to play ninja cock last night I only got a score of 20, and a bruised dick

by NinjaC0ck69 March 30, 2016

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fruit ninja

A person who engages in homosexual activities in secret (similar to a sneaky link) and is able to do good in bed and come back to their house in time without being caught by family or your lover.

Girl 1: Mckenzie is such a fruit ninja. She's always sneaking out to see Jamie. Does her family not care about her sneaking out?
Girl 2: I assume not. That dumbass fruit ninja will get caught soon somehow though.

by Fischl4Life May 6, 2021

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