Morning Gorge 

the quite opposit to Morning Wood;

Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.

Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.

Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.

Morning Gorge by N.A.A.R.C.F.R.D February 6, 2010

Morning puncture 

When someone reaches late to school, or office and blames the tire for being flat tire in the bike or car.

"Six out of ten times Rajeev had a morning puncture for reaching late last month, good time the company should buy him tubeless tires"

Morning puncture by ontheworldroad April 22, 2010

Morning Elephant 

A commentary artist on youtube, works alongside Presumptious Zoodles(A.K.A PZ) also goes by ME. Originates in williams lake by the person James T.

Hey man, Morning elephant did a video last night! was incredible!!!!

Yeah I heard Presumptious Zoodles helped too!

Morning Elephant by Morning Elephant A.K.A ME November 28, 2010

Morning After Shot 

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.

I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.

Morning After Shot by captainstagneti December 28, 2010

Morning Puddle 

When a girl wakes up and her pussy's wet. Like how a guy has morning wood.

I just woke up and my pussy's soaked! I have morning puddle, let's fuck! :D

Morning Puddle by Emma Cakes February 28, 2011

morning ninja 

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)

its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...

morning ninja by drivingmissdaisy September 6, 2011

Morning forager

Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.

Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.

"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"

Morning forager by Xina Serene December 2, 2011