Michael

A person who is always drunk

"Michael is always drunk" - A
B - "Drunk is the definition of Michael."

by wilmadabilma April 18, 2018

Michael

A really gay Minecraft player

Michael always plays Minecraft

by Oof me January 8, 2019

Michael

A boy that’s sweet and generous. He’s very funny and all the girls love him. He’s cute, caring, and overall a sweet guy. However, most of the time, he has no feelings for the girls. Why? Nobody knows. Maybe he’s not looking for a partner, likes being single, or is gay. Many girls jump to conclusions because they think Michael doesn’t love them romantically.

Oh my god, Jessica. I swear to godddd Michael’s gay. He won’t look at me and will only hang out with his guy friends. I like, think he’s gayyyy.

by MichaelLover1000 June 12, 2018

Michael

A fat black dude that is so annoying that you will want too beat up a sabrina lover every girl and boy secretly want too beat him up

Eww that look at that fat nigga michael

by That nigga nigga September 9, 2018

Michael

A boy who seems normal at first but starts to get alittle annoying thinking that he is autistic and shows off his new phone.

Michael:Hey steve look at my new phone its awsome
Steven:I dont care

by Jstagrhssd May 31, 2018

Michael Barrett

noun: a catcher for the Chicago Cubs that is a good hitter and an exceptional hitter.

verb: when a catcher punches a baserunner in the face as a result of anger and frustration.

Did you see Michael Barrett punch AJ Pierzynski in the face the other day?

Yeah he got messed up.

by bankok June 12, 2006

michael bæ

A man who loves exploding everywhere if you get my drift. Women bow down at the sight of Michael Bæ and do many things on rooftops.

Bow down to me and suck the D. You know you wanna stay when you see Michael Bæ

by IAmJC April 22, 2015