Matthew Kakuk

Smart, intelligent, clever, brilliant, bright
by Matthew the great Kakuk September 18, 2024
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A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.
Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
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Matthew Telfer

The small little half Asian boy who gives of Jeff Dahmer vibes. The type of guy to follow you to your house and get lost on the way back. If you have a shred of melanine in your skin, the dude calls you every possible racial slur imaginable.
Matthew Telfer your such a monkey
by sorannna234 February 05, 2023
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Matthew The Rodent

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.
Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt
by Matthew Kelly Man September 09, 2021
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Matthew fagtard

A Matthew fagtard is a fat queer that u can usually find near ur local Walmart beating up the black race in the streets with his fat ass cheeks he’s usually catching those vicroys in basketball he has the best duo partner in on the block Lebron curry and he tends to hit those fat jigs behind the 3
Yo look at that Matthew fagtard he do be catching those vicroys tho and look at that fat jig rip he just took omg
by Randalltheheroinaddict January 13, 2020
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Matthew vasco

He is a great friend who values friends and family. He a funny and special person.
by gho st May 29, 2020
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