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matthew

That one ugly kid in middle school who was very popular but then when it got to highschool he got a glow up and everyone wanted him. Even secretly doing theatre and never liking sports he is always the one to pull many ladies. He is very opinionated and friends with only the girls.
“Matthew the orange isn’t that bad
by baddielucygirl December 13, 2022
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Matthew

matthew is and
by thecoldheartedcaretaker November 24, 2021
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matthew davies

That weirdo matthew davies is a freak
by Johhny the Donny September 16, 2022
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Matthew Terry

He Pulls all the bitches and is so good at everything he does.
by Orbs Wrld March 25, 2022
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Matthew

He knows more than he thinks, but is not as smart as he proclaims, ever the dramatizer, he likes to exaggerate which leads to inconsistencies in his stories. He is effortlessly handsome, but cute at the same time. And he tries to tell the truth, in the most innocent way possible. Always one for dad jokes and puns, he'll often leave you cringing to yourself, and sometimes his comebacks are on point. He has had an awkward social life, and broken the hearts of many friends and acquaintances. A gamer who never rages, a hiker who is lacking lungs for running, a musician who can't sing(but does so anyway), and a friend who won't leave you alone(both a pro and con).
Texting
Crush: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
*proceeds to jump off bridge*
Matthew: *into my arms*
Crush: Cringy ***** lmao
by Kyle_Walker13 December 1, 2021
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Matthew

He's smart, annoying , badass and stinkin hilarious !! He's like an older cooler brother, he's a great schemer so it's probably in your best interests to have him on your side in a simulation.
by The innocenter one April 27, 2024
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Matthew

A lazy fat guy that you'll see working at your local gas station in your future. He has a receding hairline, and is a huge dumbass. He is very arrogant and stubborn. He is really buff though but he uses he strength to his advantage to be a dick to others.
"Matthew, will you please stop."

"No, and I'll punch you if you keep talking."
by _xXx_Finna_Pull-Up_xXx April 20, 2018
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