May 21st

May 21st is national stick your hand in a bowl of spaghetti day.

*sticks hand in spaghetti*
“What the fuck are you doing Daniel”
“Its May 21st”

by Violin._sandwich April 20, 2022

May jailing

Getting high and being depressed, named after May jailer

Sirens in summer, may jailing

by mjxx77 January 14, 2018

May 4th

May 4th is National slap the fuck out of every friend you have day

Friend 1: yooooo, you know what day it is today

Friend 2: may 4th, why?

Friend 1: it’s National slap the fuck out of friend you have day.

friend 3: OHHHH SHIT

Friend 4: RUNNNN

Friend 2: your not scary bro

Friend 1: Come of bro slap box me

Freind 2: Slaps the fuck out of friend 1

by IowanCorn2352 May 1, 2023

Makeout May

It’s like destroy dick december but with making out. Good luck kids

Person 1: Guess what month it is????!!!!
Person 2: Makeout May!!!!

by 90ZKIDZ April 30, 2019

Tildy may

A person called Tildy may gets to slap someone called mya Casey whenever she want also people called Tildy may are the definition of amazing, fabulous, magnificent etc

Tildy may: hi mya
Mya: what's your name?
Tildy may: tildy may
Mya: OH NO IMA BOUT TO GET SMACKED

by Tildy may is amazing November 6, 2020

Mai Jainkas

Mai Jainka or Mai Jainkas or means "My buddy" or "buddies". #Whitepeopleslang

Hey what's up Mai Jainkas!

by The old bale 107_ July 16, 2022

May 9th

Kiss your boyfriend! Just kiss him on the lips to show him you love him!

Yo go kiss him
Ok
Wait your not gonna say anything about it
No
Your supposed to say why and I’m supposed to say its May 9th you know what never mind you screwed it up already

by writerperson69 May 4, 2022