Tail lover

Someone who wears ponytails a lot. Almost like Ariana Grande’s sibling.

I am a total tail lover cause my hair is always in my way.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

THE LOSERS

bro if u dick big its big stop comparing it to other mans and then later on try to victimizing urself. the girl had some connection wid u did not want to be treated as a possession like r u that dumb not my fault the ref is psychoooooo

the losers do this shit ur outtttt 3 strikes and ur out

by noooookokkko August 24, 2018

Toaster Lover

A derogatory term for a person (human) who loves and/or has sexual relations with (a) Cylon(s)

"(Mumbling furiously) God damn toaster lover!"
~ "Chief" Galen Tyrol, Battlestar Galactica Season 2 episode 9, while engaged in bloody fisticuffs with Karl "Helo" Agathon

by L31f Greane September 11, 2018

basher lover

a woman who stays in a relationship with a violent man -- frequently a low-born alcoholic.

The skank in 50 Shades of Grey was nothing more than a basher lover.

by Potteries November 14, 2018

Sasha Lover

A person fixated on beastiality, mainly dogs. These people are just obsessed with dogs, often letting the dogs twerk on them.

Zack: yo did you see Ramsey letting my dog twerk on him?.
Izik: That's a Sasha Lover right there!

by MattDontLieToMe December 6, 2018

Lasagna Lover

A person who loves the cartoon character, Garfield, so much that they and a partner cosplay as Garfield while the other person shoves a slice of lasagna in their ass and eats their ass out.

"You know, I'm a bit of a lasagna lover myself"
"Wanna show me how much you love lasagna? I've got a slice right here"
"Do you just so happen to have a costume of a certain orange fat cat?
"Wait right here"

by A Coffee Drinking Whale February 10, 2019

Deluded lover

A female from Uottawa who is in love with a boy, but won't care to admit it. She hides her feelings behind her stuffed orca so that she can pretend like her feelings do not exist when they are all over the place. She is madly in love, but she does not consciously know it yet, even though her subconscious is giving her hints. A deluded lover is a retarded girl who won't admit to being whippedazz and in love because she thinks that she was hurt, but she is stoopid.

Sophie: Hey vick, what happened that boy you were in love with?
Vick: omgggggg shut up you stupid jew, i'm not in love with him
Sophie: You're a deluded lover, so SHUT DI FACK UP and accept your fucking feelings bitch

by whipped girl from uottawa in<3 March 7, 2019