Grant's Law

No matter what a guy has or who he is with, he is not satisfied.

Grant's Law is derived from the actor Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant was lving with Elizabeth Hurley one on the most beautiful woman in the world and wasn't satisfied. So he picked up a crack 'ho on Sunsent Blvd.

Dude 1: I can't believe Nelson. He is with that hottie Cicely for six months and she caught him with making time with that hood rat Heather last night at the club.
Dude 2: It's Grant's Law. Guys are never satisfied with what they have.

by bifloman January 26, 2006

Sister-In-Law

see also PITA
a) the female sibling of a person's husband or wife.
b) a troublemaking sibling of your wife who spends all waking moments trying to cause trouble between you and your wife.
c) (WVA only), see Aunt Gladys.

My sister-in-law, Danielle, kept encouraging my wife to dump me.

by ADubbs July 19, 2005

Arizona Immigration Law SB1070

A law that makes a ton of sense yet people are still bitching about it. Mainly illegals.

Guy: Dude, Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 actually makes sense

Illegal: It's wrong!!

Guy: Pussy.

by CthulhuCalls April 30, 2010

mother in law

the picture of your wife in the not so remote future

by Mike Epstein November 8, 2003

sister-in-law

Your up there but you know you really shouldn't be.

In golfing terms shanked a shot, lands on green next to pin.
" My god that was a bit of a sister-in-law"

by Slaine March 21, 2007

Christia Law

A set of non-secular, faith-based laws accepted by Christians, principally that God's law is above government's laws, but also including faith-based discrimination, women being subordinate to men, rejection of science, opposition to the separation of church and state, among others, although different denominations have different views on these laws.

My son's school wants to teach creationism.
What? Isn't that Christia Law?

by TheSaltCityBoy July 18, 2011

Jacob's Third Law

Men are always right, Women are always wrong.

Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.

Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice


According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.

by Elizabeth171 April 11, 2009