Jordan

The king of kyle and luke. Kyle and luke are his bitches

Damn, you see that guy walking with kyle and luke. Must be a Jordan

by Kingofkyleandluke November 22, 2021

Jordan

A Jordan is someone who is very popular. She is usually a dancer and is very devoted to her school work. She is a great friend but if she is your enemy you better watch your back. She loves uggs and Starbucks. When you see a Jordan do not let her go

“Order up for Jordan Latte” , “ That’s me!”

by Flipper246 May 25, 2019

Jordan Howard

a super annoying person

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jordan Howard?
Person 2: Him? Sadly yes.

by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020

Luca Jordan-Viera

Luca is a depressed person

Luca Jordan-Viera was depressed for the 10th time that day

by Mr Picekle October 18, 2020

Fetish jordan

A fetish Jordan, someone who loves feet, loves to suck on toes and the licking and sucking of the feet, loves sexual acts with the feet.

That boy I met last night, he was such a fetish Jordan, he could not get over my feet.

by Lick Mike hunt daily April 19, 2020

Jordan

Loves to get with lasses who are Under age ESPECIALLY LASSES CALLED NIAMH.Jordans think they are IBRA coz of their MAN BUN nad their MASSIVE NOSE. LOVES TO BE A NONCE

Opening youngins legs since the dawn of time, NONCE —JORDANS

by Yi DA IS GEY October 23, 2018

jordan walk

This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.

Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!

by gusoid June 13, 2025