11th january

people born on this day have shit curtains and are closeted homosexuals with small dicks. also known as national small dick day

did you hear alasdair just came out as gay?
yeah it was inevitable. he is born on the 11th january

by gladweenus November 6, 2019

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January 6

National anal prolapse day. People born today are especially short, always lesbian, and always a power bottom. Let’s see those rosebuds!

“Dude. Baley was born on January 6.”

“... her poor asshole.”

by anarkin October 23, 2019

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A day where God's blessing was born. Someone born on this day is so much special and they're a ray of sunshine for everyone around them. If you have someone born on January 6th around, prepare yourself and be proud for you'll soon be rewarded with the epithet "The luckiest person alive."

"Kei was born on January 6th, right? Dang, no wonder she brings so much happiness in my life!"
"Were you born on January 6th? Yes? Lucky me to have you as my friend!"

by Cassie2003 December 26, 2022

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January 3rd

National slap your teachers ass day

January 3rd national slap your teachers ass day
*Slaps teachers ass*
-Go to detention now. -Teacher
-Its national slap your teachers ass day -You
-Oh.. okay then -Teacher

by notkoa June 12, 2022

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January 25th

Today is Aiden’s birthday! Any other celebration/anniversary doesn’t count. It’s Aiden’s day and Aiden’s only and everyone deserves an international holiday because of how important Aiden is to the world.

“We can’t have our anniversary today babe it’s January 25th, Aiden’s day”

“Look it’s the most important day of the year!, January 25th”

by Biscuits are nice October 3, 2021

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