James is the greatest guy you will ever meet. He is funny, adventurous, and he’s a complete nerd but you gotta love him. He is sweet and caring, he’s the type of guy who isn’t afraid to tell you he misses you and wants to be with you. He is also the best looking guy you will ever see. All the girls want him but only one is lucky enough to get him. If you ever find a James never let him go.
Girl 1: I just went on my first date with James
Girl 2: I’m so jealous. I wanted to go out with him.
Girl 2: I’m so jealous. I wanted to go out with him.
by James’s girl May 26, 2019
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Jackson: OMG did you see GI james dry humping that fat chick in the hallway today right in front of everybody!
Evan: Yea man that kid is always making out with the uglyest, and fattest girls in our school!
Evan: Yea man that kid is always making out with the uglyest, and fattest girls in our school!
by Jackson Rauchwarter December 16, 2006
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Zoie: We have like 5 or 6 people pitching but I'm asking you how much money you want me to give you for like going.
Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.
Nick: Just gimme whatever the little rascals pitch and ill just king james it.
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