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Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
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Funny Fridays

Funny Fridays only happens when you make people laugh everyday even if it's a short amount of time. If thats you like me, then you'll find your Fridays funnier then ever sooner or later.
by Funny Friday Kid June 14, 2013
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Swirl Friday

The act of eating A guy’s ass while dipping his balls in a maple syrup cup.
“I gave my man a Swirl Friday the other day, and I gotta say, it’s way better than you might think!”
by ItMeMisha October 17, 2019
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friday flu

When you spouse gets sick on Friday so you have to watch the kids all weekend. Usually last two days.
I hope my wife doesn't get Friday Flu again, I want to play golf.
by Herod apyur pupir February 24, 2017
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Fun way Friday

1. A unnecessary driven route taken via golf buggy to waste company time. The route taken must be fun, fast, bumpy and explore the unexplored.

2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.
1. The (insert boss's name) wants to to drop these drawings off. It's Fun way Friday, you know what to do.

2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.
by MrEddyT January 13, 2021
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freaky friday

Kiss or hug your crush! Be extra bold to your girlfriend/boyfriend/crush! get lit all day and be BOLD!
It’s freaky friday! Beeeee bolddddd
by Rick Handy May 12, 2022
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snake friday

getting screwed over at work, typically on a friday, by means of extra/unneccessary work. and not getting paid overtime
hey man, weren't you supposed to leave a few hours ago?

yeah bro, but you know its another snake friday
by frankturner March 9, 2010
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