pimp baby

A younger sibling who is extremely successful in dating (usually more successful than older siblings).

Older sibling: Hey Pimp Baby! That's one hot ass of a girlfriend you've got.
Pimp Baby: Nah, that's just a girl I'm talking to.

by LinguisticsGeek November 13, 2013

tickle the baby

Giving a girl a cream pie and then allowing her to queef out the juices resulting in them going everywhere.

This is similar to ticking a baby who is eating porridge which results in the porridge going everywhere.

"Hey baby, wanna let me tickle the baby tonight?"

by TickleTheBabyCreator July 27, 2016

Breech Baby

An insult for someone of lacking intelligence or who generally has simple concepts go over their head. The connection being that like a baby being delivered feet first, their brain isnt getting enough oxygen.

I told my neighbor that huffing spray paint is bad for his brain but he just replied "but it fucks me up so good...". That guy is such a breech baby.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 5, 2022

puff baby

When you suck dick for a free Puff Bar™️

"I just sucked dick for a puff"

"Omg you're such a puff baby"

by realpuffbaby November 21, 2019

Colon baby

When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.

"Oh my god, call 911, I just had a colon baby."

by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012

baby pro

1. An underaged prostitute.

2. A pro below the legal age of sexual consent.

3. Jailbait that offers to turn tricks.

4. A lolita for hire.

If you get caught with that baby pro you'll be charged with rape.

by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004

Vinegar Baby

A vinegar baby is a device used to introduce a stream of vinegar and water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons. Most typically it takes the form of a rubber bulb and plastic nozzle.

"Hey Becky, can I borrow your vinegar baby? My taco is extra cheesy right now."

"Sure thing Susan, but you'll have to wipe the chocolate off it first."

by Mother's Folly March 2, 2017