Earring

A thingy you shove in your ear.

Fred: Is that your earring?
Wren: No, I think it's Marisas.

by GAYWHOOREE August 25, 2022

Whore's ear

When a man nuts in a woman's ear and the fluid gets stuck in the ear for 2-4 weeks

Dude I totally just gave Samantha whore's ear, she can't hear shit!

by lol bruh June 21, 2017

Michigan Ear penetrator

The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out

Jenna's ear hole got resized by the Michigan ear penetrator

by Mynameisyoy January 29, 2016

And with your ears, you do nothing

Implies that someone is a moron, not reading the room/situation, or is just plain not listening.

Worker 1: Rinses Tupperware of salmon and broccoli remnants into sink with sign that says “Out of Order, Do Not Use”
Worker 2: And with your ears, you do nothing.

by F.Puff February 14, 2024

Pulling sheep ears

The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.

Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.

by Lezz_Bianca July 08, 2012

Ear typo

That's not how the track goes you just did an ear typo

Hahaha what did you say? Margaret repeats the lyric. She has done an ear typo

by Ear weirdo May 31, 2024

Ear Banging

To be listening to other people's conversations with out being included in their conversations.

Laura sure was ear banging when I was talking to Valerie about what had happened last weekend.

by NorthMpls July 23, 2022