When your phone constantly autocorrects words unnecessarily.
Advanced stages progress to blocking or deleting words and/or whole messages.
Advanced stages progress to blocking or deleting words and/or whole messages.
When you type "a piece of cake" and it changes to "a walk in the park"
Marianne Phone Syndrome has struck again
Marianne Phone Syndrome has struck again
by Jbird196 August 11, 2017
Girl: O Man, hold on, my phone is ringing. O shit it's my parents!
Guy: E.T. Phone Home!
Girl: O well, let's keep fucking
Guy: E.T. Phone Home!
Girl: O well, let's keep fucking
by Coffeeeeeeee December 03, 2006
to try and step when you know that I will keep it realer.
note: can be used in an abstract sense also.
origin: Chappelle's Show skit "when keepin' it real goes wrong"
note: can be used in an abstract sense also.
origin: Chappelle's Show skit "when keepin' it real goes wrong"
by b-lo August 05, 2005
by pineapple2234 April 21, 2022
When your significant other who is normally attached to their phone at all times clears their phone out of anything suspect (anything they are hiding such as texts from other girls etc), then lays it in an obvious place inviting you to look through it while pretending to sleep or leaving the room.
by Imnotdumbsilly May 30, 2020
by cumdaid December 12, 2020
Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."
Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."
Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
by jethrojones March 29, 2020