Green Porn

To love gardening by toiling in the soils of the out-of-doors, propagating honest and humble legal plants for pure enjoyment of nature, the earth and seeing something grow. It is okay to talk green porn to other like-minded individuals. Beware as those who do not will quickly get the deer-in-headlights look or the Homer glazed over look.
That "Hosta la vista" baby group on Facebook is Green Porn man.
Garden tours with the gals is just good green porn time.
swapping seeds with neighbours is what I did this weekend. Can't wait until I see my green porn.
by Saladmaster May 25, 2012
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Green Key

A word pronounced with an emphasis on the "green" and key is said sharply. The definition of Green Key is an imaginary object lost to try and talk to a person or start a conversation.
"Mister, I lost my green key?" said Kelly.
"Ah, your green key?" said Austin
"I found your green key." said a girl in the distance
by Brian Dylan October 29, 2010
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Grizzl Green

The orgasmic, erotic, exotic, and delicious flavor of the best chew made on earth. Made by American Snuff Co. Memphis, Tennessee. Grizzly Wintergreen Nigga! Only 2.50 for a fat old can of scrumptious sex in your mouth
Surgeon General Warning: This product is not a safe alternative to cigarettes. This product may cause gum disease and tooth loss. This product may cause mouth cancer.

You know what I want bitch! Grizzl Green!
by Mike Litoris 420 February 12, 2009
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green getter

a ugly person whos tall and got freckles or plays roblox a lot
yooo mark looks like a green getter
yo look at that green getter

your such a stupid green getter troy!
by sushsus June 23, 2023
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Green Day

a) a day spent smoking weed.

b) an Oakland, CA-based pop-punk/punk rock band. Green Day hit the local club scene in 1989 as the 3 man line-up consisting of Bille-Joe Arstrong (lead vocals, guitar), Mike Dirnt (vocals, bass) and Tre Cool (vocals, drums). After 2 albums released on indie record label Lookout! Records, they hit the mainstream after signing to Reprise and releasing 'dookie' in 1994 then hit it big again 10 years later with 'American Idiot'. They are often referred to as the godfathers of pop-punk and one of the best live bands in the world today.

Their fan base is diverse but can be put into 3 general categories:

1. Teeny Boppers - young fans who only know of 'American Idiot' onwards and go mental when the hear the song Longview thinking it's a new song!

2. Uber-punk assholes - the fans who hate teeny boppers for not pre-knowing Green Day's back catalogue and listen to the older - still great but less skillful - material out of protest. The ones you'll hear refer to the band as sell outs because they did well.

3. The Green Day fan - the fans who worship these rock gods for doing whatever the fuck they want, be it 2:30 min punk blasts, a 3 act concept album, a new wave side-project or a punk-rock opera. They get that a band (now 20 years old) will try new things and aren't trying to please every hardcore fan but try and produce the best music they can.
a) yesterday was a green day. Got totally baked.

b) I saw Green Day live. They were FUCKING AWESOME!!!
by TheKazooKing May 25, 2009
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Green Day

A band that was used to be good but now sucks. Older fans think the younger fans don't know them for there last 2 albums but that's bullshit, I'm a younger fan and my first green day album was dookie.
Old fan- you don't really like green day you've only listened to there new stuff

me- shut the fuck up I hate the new stuff, my favorite albums dookie.
by Xtrem15 December 30, 2009
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Green Bandanna

A bandanna worn around the neck, on the face, or on the head, symbolizing support for the Iranian Green Revolution of 2009.
"Dave, what's with the green bandanna?"
"Iran is freeing itself."
by Hootplate December 12, 2009
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