by TikiMessedUp May 2, 2020
Get the light's theorymug. The postulate that states the following:
A gentleman is either
a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.
A gentleman is either
a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.
by annalivia January 18, 2016
Get the wing theorymug. Just heat up the shaft, take a punch, hit it with a hammer and bam it'll come out of the hole. (It is not practical because everything is covered in rust and has been stuck for 20 years.) Bam Theory. The difference between an engineer and a fabricator.
by bam theorist. May 2, 2012
Get the Bam Theorymug. The theory that posits that those with septum piercings (usually women) will probably be completely insane.
"One scrolling sesh through TikTok and you'll find that the Septum Ring Theory gains more and more credibility every day."
by callmethingamajig August 26, 2025
Get the Septum Ring Theorymug. T = f(P, Q)
Where:
T represents the perception of time,
P denotes the specific properties of the toothpaste formulation,
Q signifies the quantum interactions involved.
This formula suggests that the perception of time (1*) is a function (f) influenced by the properties o the toothpaste (P) and the quantum interactions (Q) it engages with. It hypothesizes that these variables combine in a manner that alters temporal perception, as observed and tested through empirical studies.
Where:
T represents the perception of time,
P denotes the specific properties of the toothpaste formulation,
Q signifies the quantum interactions involved.
This formula suggests that the perception of time (1*) is a function (f) influenced by the properties o the toothpaste (P) and the quantum interactions (Q) it engages with. It hypothesizes that these variables combine in a manner that alters temporal perception, as observed and tested through empirical studies.
Toothpaste Theory suggests that specific formulations of toothpaste, when applied in controlled settings, exhibit properties that interact with quantum particles. Through rigorous empirical studies and experiments, these interactions have shown measurable effects on temporal perception. This approach integrates principles from quantum mechanics to explore how everyday substances could influence fundamental aspects of time. The theory's foundation in scientific methodology ensures its reliability and potential implications for understanding broader scientific phenomena.
by Hooville dittlebottom May 19, 2024
Get the Toothpaste theorymug. by BnBzx December 16, 2023
Get the junior year theorymug. *After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*
WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE
There are 9 rules:
Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.
Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.
Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.
Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.
Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.
Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.
Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.
Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.
Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE
There are 9 rules:
Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.
Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.
Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.
Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.
Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.
Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.
Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.
Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.
Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
by MKO LIVE August 9, 2016
Get the The Owl Theorymug.