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by AbramsM203 February 23, 2017
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generation mifwiw

Generation milking it for what it’s worth:

Not so much a generation, as a breed displaying almost exponential growth since the Baby Boomers – well represented in 2017 within the white Anglosaxon 20 to 30 year old demographic.

The following are some characteristics typical of the MIFWIW:

• accepting praise and acknowledgment for others work and efforts;

• hoarder of (read: “witholds”) critical information for their own benefit;
• AWOL specialist when delivery, support and responsibility are required;

• completes and prioritises personal tasks and activities on others’ time;

• owns the badge of entitlement;

• devoid of conscience and remorse;

• plagiarist;

• smarmy – compensates for lack of integrity with double doses of charm
• cheater;

• high level expertise in scam techniques and so on…
A MIFWIW specimen can be identified by several things;
• Cannot shake hands with you as their hands are too busy delving into everyone elses pockets
• Cannot look you in the eye or hear your objections, as own head is tightly positioned up own arse
• On the rare occasion head is extracted, extra strong (usually brand name) sunglasses are worn to protect eyes from the apparent brilliant sunshine they ‘know’ emanates from own arsehole
• Can be observed in a secret moment, rotating on their own axis in the true centre of their own universe
He cheated his way through high school and his degree… and is proud of it, clearly he’s earned his generation MIFWIW high distinction….or… Mr MIFWIW won’t be here on Tuesday because that’s our delivery deadline but he’ll be here to collect the congratulations later in the week.
by Gen A-M March 16, 2017
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general west

Totally the coolest individual in the entire world of discord (should totally befriend)
General west is so fucking cool

- That shit was so general west, it was awesome
by A fan of General West March 22, 2017
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generalm13

An awesome individiual that streams games. Really social and active
Needs more viewers
Hey did you watch GeneralM13?
Yeah bro it was awesome like always
by FaZeTobu June 21, 2017
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generacist

someone that displays discrimination or prejudice against another because of their age or generation
when i was a kid we used to masturbate to some good bush. not like these weird kids these days, freaking perverts jerkin off to these little clean shaven preteens.

ugh dad you're such a generacist
by urweirduncledrew August 28, 2017
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Generation Gash

A Generation Gash is when someone has Sex with a girl’s gap and her mother’s gap or vice versa. If done within the same month you become a General!
Jamie: I ended up round a woman’s house the other day, and her daughter was sat at the other end of the room, I banged her last week!! They both had a massive generation gash!
by Henri the hoover May 17, 2018
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General’s thumb

The act of the male partner sprinkling hot spices over his thumb, followed by him sticking it in the female’s vagina and keeping it there until she salutes.
Bro you already know I gave her the General’s thumb last night.
by Coach George May 25, 2018
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