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Family

1 Ones relatives

2 When used in the name of an organization, the word "family" can imply that this group is extremely anti gay.
"Fuck, what happened to your face, Roy?"
"I got ambushed by those "Family Values" thugs as i got off the bus.
by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021
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facebook only family

A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..
Facebook only family's crack me up.
by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014
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Comfort Family

When you smell a person and their clothes smell of comfort

Derived from comfort boy, comfort family is when the whole family wash clothes with comfort

Not to be mistaken with a male hoe!
“Crikey! I sniffed that boy - he’s from a comfort family”
by Dr. Khatari February 7, 2022
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Vanilla Sky family

A family existing from 2001 through 2004 that consisted of Tom Cruise, his fiancée Penélope Cruz, and his 2 children Bella and Connor Cruise — as Cruise's last and most famous children Suri wasn't born until April 18th 2006.
Back when Tom Cruise was with Penélope Cruz, they were known as the Vanilla Sky family—definitely a Hollywood power couple before Suri came along!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
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Family

Family means having someone to love you unconditionally in spite of you and your shortcomings. Family is loving and supporting one another even when it's not easy to do so. It's being the best person you could be so that you may inspire your loved ones.
Just because you are my parents, does not make you my family
by zmads0102 November 25, 2020
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Condurso Family

Coolest family out there
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire

Dominick - Lives in a dumpster
Jack: “Here comes the condurso family
John: “who?”
Jack: “the coolest family to ever live”
by Tuberculosis :) February 13, 2023
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family

someone you engage in sexual activities with
hey sis suck my dick before i pound ur ass
ok i guess you are family after all
by sigmaligmastigma July 14, 2024
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