Roadside donut

When the Dunkin' truck is stolen and then subsequently crashes, spilling donuts into the roadway.

I don't want no roadside donut! Can't I have a fresh one?

by thatdarndispatcher November 5, 2023

donut house

A place of business that would be out of business if there were no more police officers in the world.

When the shopkeeper was being robbed,he ran to the donut house for assistance.

by Anonymous May 8, 2004

Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.

Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

by Dunkeyfuck April 8, 2018

Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023

Chocolate donut

When a male fucks a girl in the ass then pulls out with shit on his dick and sticks it in the puss

I gave her a chocolate donut

by Front fart September 19, 2019

Donut day

December 18 is the day when everyone has to eat donuts, talk about donuts and pray for the gods of donuts for the whole day

Johnny: Ayo it's donut day
Frank: Oh, wanna eat some donuts together and go to the prayer at 8AM
!Johnny: Sure

by Oogle boogle shnoogle December 17, 2020

The Donut Kween

A rlly great friend.
Likes Joey Birlem
I ship her with a guy named James;)

The Donut Kween should really be with James:)

by elliotrobinhood December 20, 2018