Crotch Bonus

Little bits of leftover klingons when one does not shower well.

She and I went to a hotel and showered preparing for wild sex and when I was going down on her I found some crotch bonuses.

by Fooledbybeauty September 20, 2018

crotch napkin

Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus

His crotch napkin tickled me

by kiitty December 17, 2014

crotch gizzard

A slang term for a very large vagina/labia.

No camel toe on her. She had a crotch gizzard the size of a baseball!

by Plashdog August 05, 2014

crotch plunger

Tampon.

Simon: Eww, Tilly, I saw your crotch plungers in the rubbish bin.

by JohnnyTheAmazing November 18, 2008

Beer Crotch

When your crotch is soaked with beer after you drunkenly spill on yourself.

Molly's so drunk she's got a beer crotch.

by Word destroyer August 22, 2017

crotch walk

To walk or woble with your crotch thrusted outward.

Wow, he got a nice crotch walk goin on.

by Sir_noms_alot April 20, 2016

jizz crotch

The foul, fisy odor resulting from a combination of jizz and sweat that forms around the crotch after poorly cleaning oneself following masturbation or unprotected sex.

Mike: Dude are you carrying tuna in your pocket?
Pete: No I just have mad jizz crotch.

by facepwn March 05, 2014